Chicken Pot Stickers
5 Pan seared dumplings served with 3 dipping sauces, Pan Asian, peanut & soy.
6 Fried wontons stuffed with crab meat and cream cheese. Served with 3 dipping sauces, Pan Asian, Peanut & Sweet Chili.
Pu Pu Platter
4 Pot stickers, 4 crab Rangoon and 5 Asian teriyaki wings and Asian slaw. *Contains peanuts*
Green Tabasco Fish Food
New Zealand green mussels & shrimp sauteed in a white wine, garlic and green Tabasco sauce. Served with focaccia bread.
Spicy Mahi Bites
Lightly breaded fried mahi tossed in our hot wing sauce served with habanero ranch.
Pepper Seared Tuna
Pepper dusted Ahi served rare with mixed field greens, Asian vinaigrette & cucumber wasabi.
Hot stuff for the Belly. Cup $5 | Bowl $7
Not my Grandpa's Whitey's chili served with chips, cheese & jalapenos.
Lobster Bisque Right off the boat
Served with focaccia bread.
Pizza's Skinny Lil' Bro
Red sauce, mozzarella, diced tomatoes & fresh basil.
Grilled chicken, peanut sauce, sesame seeds, sliced carrots, & cucumbers.
Basil Chicken Pesto
Grilled chicken, pesto sauce, red roasted peppers & mozzarella.
Grilled chicken, BBQ sauce, onions, & mixed cheddar jack cheese.
Seared Ahi tuna, carrots, cucumber, sesame seeds, topped with Asian vinaigrette.
Steak & Crumbled Gorgonzola
Topped with marinated steak, gorgonzola & diced tomatoes.
New York style, topped with red sauce, mozzarella & pepperoni.
Chips, Dips & Finga Stuff
Short Rib Nachos
Braised short ribs, diced tomatoes, grilled onions, shredded parmesan cheese, and pepperoncini peppers.
Served with your choice of wing sauce, celery, carrots and bleu cheese.
A lot of stuff on one plate
Small order of our signature waffle fries, 5 wings, 3 tenders, & beer battered onion rings.
Spinach & Artichoke Dip
Topped with diced tomatoes & scallions.
Asian Chicken Nachos
Topped with grilled chicken, peanut sauce, sesame seeds, chopped peanuts, mozzarella, sour cream, & wasabi sauce.
Topped with lettuce, diced tomatoes, guacamole, salsa, sour cream, cheddar, jack & jalapenos.
Blackened Chicken Quesadillas
Blackened chicken, peppers, onions, pepperoncini, tomatoes & mixed jack & cheddar
Marinated flank steak, sauteed onions, peppers, & mixed jack & cheddar.
Southwest Tex Mex Eggrolls
Served with mixed greens & habanero ranch.
WANGS 'N THANGS
Ten - $12, Sixteen - $18, Twenty - $22
Ten - $13, Sixteen - $19, Twenty - $23
Seasoned with our specialty spices, baked, then grilled to order. Served with grilled onions.
Sauces: Mild, Medium, Hot, Catch ya by the boo boo, Hot Parm Garlic, Honey BBQ, Sweet Chili, Asian Teriyaki, Habanero Ranch & Honey Mustard Sriracha BBQ.
Six - $16, 10 - $22
Honey Mustard Sriracha BBQ Riblets
Served with our homemade Asian slaw.
Served with homemade waffle fries
Miss Prissy Gets Nutty
Fried pecan chicken breast topped with honey mustard sriracha BBQ sauce, lettuce, tomato, and bacon on a brioche bun drizzled with maple syrup.
This Ain't No Tuna Melt
Seared Ahi tuna steak topped with our Asian slaw and shredded parmesan cheese. *Contains peanuts*
Fish With A Tan
Blackened mahi topped with sauteed spinach, lettuce, tomato & red onion.
The Hot Chick
Fried chicken cutlet topped with your choice of buffalo sauce, gorgonzola, lettuce, tomato & onion.
The Spicy Hen
Blackened chicken, provolone & blue cheese dressing, lettuce, tomato & onion.
Grilled chicken topped with avocado, bacon, provolone, lettuce, tomato & onion.
Marinated flank steak, crumbled gorgonzola, and sauteed mushrooms & onions.
Braised short rib topped with homemade coleslaw.
The Roman Garden
California veggie burger topped with basil pesto, mozzarella & roasted peppers.
10 oz. Prime Burgers
Custom blend of prime meats prepared especially for Hijinks. Served on a brioche bun with homemade waffle fries.
Runnin' With The Bulls
Hamburger grilled to order.
Milkin' The Cow
Topped with your choice of cheese/ american, provolone, pepper jack, swiss, cheddar, and bleu cheese crumbles.
The Fungus Among Us
Bacon, onions, mushrooms, and cheddar cheese.
Elsie & The Blue Pig
Topped with bacon & bleu cheese crumbles.
Regret It Later
Blackened burger topped with catch ya by the boo boo sauce, pepper jack cheese & jalapenos.
Topped with honey mustard sriracha BBQ sauce, mixed cheddar & jack, bacon, and beer battered onion rings.
THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER
Romaine lettuce, celery, carrots, gorgonzola crumbles, diced tomatoes, and your choice of wing sauce. Served with bleu cheese dressing.
Mixed greens, cucumbers, tomatoes, onions, peppers, feta cheese, kalamata olives & oregano. Served with oil and vinegar.
Thai Asian Chicken
Grilled chicken tossed in peanut sauce, romaine lettuce, mixed greens, shredded carrots, cucumbers, mandarin oranges & peanuts. Served with Asian vinaigrette.
Shrimp & Spinach
Fresh spinach leaves, toasted cashews, mandarin oranges, tomato 7 gorgonzola crumbles. Served with herb vinaigrette.
Crisp romaine, croutons & parmesan. Tossed in a creamy Caesar dressing.
Crisp romaine, topped with eggs, gorgonzola crumbles, cucumbers, chopped bacon, diced tomatoes, black olives & guacamole. Served with balsamic vinaigrette.
Steak & Gorgonzola
Marinated flank steak, crumbled gorgonzola, dried cranberries, candied pecans, mixed field greens and tomatoes. Served & herb vinaigrette.
Pecan Crusted Chicken
Mixed field greens, crisp romaine, carrots, cucumbers, tomatoes, dried cranberries, mixed cheddar & jack cheese. Served with sweet & spicy honey mustard.
Seared Peanut Ahi Tuna
Mixed fields, carrots, cucumbers, tomatoes, scallions & sesame seeds. Served with Thai Asian vinaigrette & cucumber wasabi.
White Linens Please
Mango Chutney Pork Chops
Two grilled pork chops served with mashed potatoes and sauteed spinach.
Chicken & Waffles
our homemade chicken tenders & waffles served with honey mustard & maple syrup.
Sweet Chili Meatloaf
Our homemade meatloaf served with homemade mashed potatoes &sa uteed spinach.
Portabella Mushroom Ravioli
Tossed in a porcini mushroom cream sauce served with focaccia bread.
Short Rib over Bow-Tie Pasta
Short Ribs slowly braised with a merlot mirepoix. Served over bowtie pasta.
Lemon Pepper Chicken
Chicken breast topped with asparagus, red roasted peppers and parmesan cheese. Served over homemade mashed potatoes.
Sauteed chicken, mushroom, spinach, tomatoes, and parmesan cheese. Tossed in a garlic white wine sauce.
Grilled Mahi over Escarole
Escarole sauteed with kidney beans, diced tomatoes, sauteed in a white wine sauce.
Pork Chop Sicilian
Two pork chops fried with hot cherry peppers, pepperocinis & fried potatoes in a white wine sauce.
Served with sweet potato fries & coleslaw. Served with a sweet chili dipping sauce.
The Mac Daddy
Blackened chicken & shrimp, asparagus and red roasted peppers tossed in a Cajun creamy sauce over bow-tie pasta.
Flank Steak Platter
Marinated flank steak served with mashed potatoes and sauteed spinach.
I'm full, should I? Of course! Bring Extra Spoons!
Made per order served with vanilla ice cream
*Ask server for specialty of the day
Red Velvet Layer Cake
Signature waffle fries
Sweet Potato Waffle Fries
Homemade mash potatoes
Beer battered onion rings
Side Caesar salad